Eminem - "Real Slim Shady"

Eminem - "Real Slim Shady"--------------------------------------May I have your attention please?May I have your attention please?Will the real slim shady please stand up?I repeat, will the real slim shady please stand up?We’re gonna have a problem here..-------------------------------------------------------Y’all act like you never seen a white person beforeJaws all on the floor like pam, like tommy just burst in the door-------------------------------------------------And started whoopin her ass worse than beforeThey first were divorce, throwin her over furniture (ahh!)It’s the return of the... "ah, wait, no way, you’re kidding,He didn’t just say what I think he did, did he? "And dr. dre said... nothing you idiots!Dr. dre’s dead, he’s locked in my basement! (ha-ha!)Feminist women love eminem {*vocal turntable:Chigga chigga chigga* "slim shady, I’m sick of himLook at him, walkin around grabbin his you-know-whatFlippin the you-know-who," "yeah, but he’s so cute though!"------------------------------------------Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose-------------------------------------------But no worse, than what’s goin on in your parents’ bedrooms-------------------------------Sometimes, I wanna get on tv and just let loose, but can’t-------------------------------------But it’s cool for tom green to hump a dead moose"my bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips"And if I’m lucky, you might just give it a little kissAnd that’s the message that we deliver to little kidsAnd expect them not to know what a woman’s clitoris isOf course they gonna know what intercourse isBy the time they hit fourth gradeThey got the discovery channel don’t they?"we ain’t nothing but mammals.." well, some of us cannibals-------------------------------------Who cut other people open like cantaloupes {*slurp*But if we can hump dead animals and antelopesThen there’s no reason that a man and another man can’t elope-------------------------------{*ewww!* but if you feel like I feel, I got the antidoteWomen wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus and it goes----------------------------------------------------------I’m slim shady, yes I’m the real shadyAll you other slim shadys are just imitatingSo won’t the real slim shady please stand up,Please stand up, please stand up?-------------------------------------------------Will smith don’t gotta cuss in his raps to sell his records;--------------------------------------Well I do, so fuck him and fuck you too!You think I give a damn about a grammy?Half of you critics can’t even stomach me, let alone stand me-----------------------------------------------"but slim, what if you win, wouldn’t it be weird? "Why? so you guys could just lie to get me here?So you can, sit me here next to britney spears?Shit, christina aguilera better switch me chairsSo I can sit next to carson daly and fred durstAnd hear ’em argue over who she gave head to firstYou little bitch, put me on blast on mtv"yeah, he’s cute, but I think he’s