The Rock's Big Job

The Rock is an assassin hired to dispose of a Microsoft goon who is mining metals in the Amazon that supposedly increases battery life by 10x. Unfortunately, The Rock wants a vacation. Watch the hilarity ensue as he tries to find others to take the job. This sketch combines The Rundown, Kill Bill II, The Fast and the Furious II, Matchstick Men, Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Does it make sense? Find out.