FROSTY THE SNOWMAN - SHITTYFLUTED HD

big daddy frosty went on a trip with santa in the south american desert, as frosty and santa went across a group of girls, the girls cheered " damn frosty, you are so cool" to that frosty replied "yo ofcourse im cool, im made out of snow" the girls were amazed by the wittiness of frosty and couldnt help but sigh and say " wow frosty, you are such a big daddy, big daddy frosty". frosty and santa kept walking in the desert and all of a sudden santa started feeling cravings for alcohol, frosty looked at him with his dark beady eyes and said "santa, you know bad things will happen if you go back to your alcoholic self, its been a year since you last touched alcohol, and we both know you dant want to make a sleigh accident again, think about the poor reindeers", santa started to sob as tears started to go down his face and said in sorrow " please frosty, just tonight, i am just stressed of all the presents and i need a break, please frosty", frosty looked at poor santa, but frosty was smiling as usual, mostly because he cannot take off the smile of his face, he literally cannot, and he said "you know what santa, you are a big strong guy, and even big strong guys have small weak moments, and im here for you santa, im your bro, so lets have a drink, but just tonight okay? santa looked amazed at frosty, and said with excitement " yes frosty, i promise, but frosty, where are we going to get alcohol from? we are stuck in the middle of the desert". frosty smiled and reached to his belly, all of a sudden he pulled 3 ice cold bottles out of his snow belly,more specifically 2 bottles of beer, and one bottle of spirit. santa took the bottled from frosty and looked at them, and what stiked him the most , was the shiny bottle of spirit, the cover on it said "christmas spirit 99.9 - % alcohol " santa looked at it amazed and said " oh my god frosty, you have a bottle of christmas spirit" frosty, looked at him with his beady eyes, smiled and said "just for you santa, just for you". santa looked at him with awe and said" damn it frosty, you are so chill". frosty smiled and said back to him " ofcourse im chill santa, im made out of snow" and to that santa said "damn straight , big daddy frosty". as santa was busy getting drunk, frosty lit up a cigar and started walking into the distance, a few steps later he put a shittyflute in his mouth, and soon after, unimaginable sounds were heard through the desert valleys, the same exact sounds you are listening to right now. follow the shit in other places if you want : Twitter - https://twitter.com/shittyflute Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/Shitty-1723911674493449 Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/shittyflute/ Tumblr - http://shittyflute.tumblr.com/ may peace be upon you