FIFA 11 Apology Rules HD

******READ BELOW ****(script below as well)******** My retard friend lost and had to read my perfectly written essay to my builders (all my neighbors were out) we went to the shops and they just threatened to call the police, they kicked us out... Script- (written by barney rhodes) Hi, my name is bradley franks today i lost 12-1 on fifa, i am here to tell you how and why i lost. At 37 mins my soild center back got sent off. This resulted in a pen. Ronaldo, as usual converted beautifully. In the 41min Ronaldo snatched another making it 2-0. 44mins in meireless grabbed a beautiful header. Portugal were now playing arsenal style football. On the verge of half time ronaldo was brought down by westermann, who i was told not to play but i did anyway as i am ignorant. Ronaldo scored with ease making it 4-0. Half time came, this was a great chance for a large dump. i felt better and almost like i could come back. i was mistaken. 52 and 55 mins Ronaldo scored. he was now really just scoring for fun. TAKE A BOW SON. danny then scored a 1 on 1 with a wonderful R1 shot. Simply an unstoppable combination of buttons. I love buttons, i rub them on myself. 13 mins went past and no goals went in. i was happy, mainly in my pants. then BANG! red card- boeteng, who to be honest is a bit of a nob brought down danny. Eduardo took the pen. this was mainly because if my fellow companion were to score 2 with him i would have to order a £7 take away under the name of fabianski. i am stingy so that wouldnot be good. (laugh awkwardly) Amazingly he missed the pen and i more or less creamed my pants. i am now wearing a new thong. yes, i am a man-woman. then, this is where is gets exciting, i scored. (take a bow and do an awkward dad dance). Klose, that german mother fucker!. Fabulose goal. UNBELIEVABLE TEKKERS. with 10 mins to go and only 10 goals to score, i really thought i could do it. i like strawberries. a few yellow cards went past and danny scored after i did an attempted run with my goalie. i failed (do a monkey face) i am such a cheeky monkey. the tiago scored and i cried for days on end. i couldnt sleep at night. i had to sleep inside my mother, yes inside her. incest is my favorite type of turtle. Anyway to conclude i am awful at fifa and i should stick to rugby even though im not that good. sorry to bother you- BETH. (privet joke :P) love monkey nuts