why nintendo is gay

what up peeps today i talk boat why nintendo sucks. first they make gay cartoony games with shit graphics and cartoon characters that look like fucking dora explora. i mean come on games now days shuld have amazing high def graphics. just like cod ghost. also they have unoriginal games. like srysly there are like 69 million mario games. how original. also they make like 89573509870543749207 sonic games that all exact same game with reskin. how gay. and dont get started on the metal gear solid games. such a rip off of cod games cuz u spy and shit. next game not have gun. only game that have gun is solid snake and that gay as shit. kirby not use guns it use gay blowing and blowing is gay shit. and link use gay sling shot and grapel gun fuck gay shit this make make screw nintendo. next is animal crossing. animal corssing suck all you do is fish and u run around like litel idiot retarted punk ass balls face. also dont get me started on pokemon. u catch gay furrys that all my little pony faguts. and u play as gay anime character ash ketchum. like da hell man. no one want to play a game that based of gay card game that based of gay fagut anime. also the characters have gay colors. kirby is pink that is gay. link is sometimes red and purple and shit how gay. marios bitch peach wears pink. gay. they all gay u agree. also nintendo is played by 7 year old gay faces who not evene know what gay means even thought they gay themselvesf. next is how games r 2 easy. i mean come on i can beat every nintendo game like one push button to easy i mean a -69 year old could beat game arms closed eyes tied behind back. next stories gay as shit. the stories have no plot and suck balls unlike call of duty witch have best story ever. also no blood and gore. when i play game i want 69 thousand pounds of blood and i want 45 arms to fly everywhere when i knife some1 in the foot. also nintendo made by asians. i know hate asians but they not make good games. they should just stay to making delicous food like pizza and shit. also the miis on the wii look like totally roblox shit unlike xbox avatars witch look like u real life. next is nintendo 3ds. it so gay. games not really 3d. i mean these people gayer than steam the company that make gay fortress 2. also the consoles look like gay shit 13 year old made with ms photoshop paint. like srsly the nintendo sixty four or as i like say nintendo 69 look like nasty gay plastic. i mean it grey and grey is a GRAY color. get it gray gay. also only girls like wii. they play wii sports and are like oh my god girl this shit best gotta text will i listen to one direction or as i like say one erection LOLOLOLO HAHAHAHAH GET IT. everyone who likes nintendo are bucnh nerds who where big steve urcle glasses which by way is gay person. but i off point. next is unoriginal character desing. like srsly their character look mario look EXACTLY like luigi. and donkey kong is a direrect rip off king kong. finally marios bitch princess peach look exactl