VFCC music video-Handlebars Parody

A VFCCized music video parody to Handlebars by Flobots. (you should listen to the original first you will appreciate this one more.) I can ride my scooter with my handlebars, my handlebars, my handlebars I can ride my scooter with my handlebars, my handlebars, my handlebars Look at me, look at me, hands in the air like its good to be ALIVE Ill be a famous skater, even if the roads are all bumpy I can show you how to play a siku I can show you how to do the robot I can teach you about Macchu Picchu And I can sing a song by a band called FloBots I can tie a knot in my shoelaces I can tell you who Gruber is I know all the words to God of Wonders I can pass a Hall or a Dippold quiz Me and my friend kicked a soccer ball Me and my friend climbed a giant wall And guess who didnt fall I can do anything that I want cuz, look: I can eat my dinner with no silverware, no silverware, no silverware I can live on campus and have longer hair, have longer hair, have longer hair Look at me, at IT, wonderin why my computer is FRIED In such a small school All curled up with a book to read I can make money working at the book store I can make a living off of Halo 3 I can design a level, good for Getting all of my killing sprees I can study homiletics I can make my dorm survive Antarctic conditions I know how to preach a message And taking notes, Im with the best of em McLean, Marino, and Desrosiers Me and my friends really like Petruccis Watching all our PG-13 movies, I can do anything if God is willing I can sing in chapel with a microphone, with a microphone, with a microphone, I can take my classes upstairs in Cardone, upstairs in Cardone, upstairs in Cardone Look at me, VFCC Studying till I drop And it feels so good to be, Assemblies of God My stress is diminished My major secure My papers are finished Graduatin, for sure I can choose to study Theology Maybe brush up on Angelology Write a paper on Cosmology Good thing we dont offer Proctology I can stay up as late as I want to Just because Im not tired I can do anything with his permission Dont you understand? That I can watch a movie on a Friday night!, on a Friday night!, on a Friday night! And I can have my girlfriend over twice a week!, over twice a week!, over twice a week! And I can go to GIANT get some APPLESAUCE!, get some APPLESAUCE!, get some APPLESAUCE!, get some APPLESAUCE!, get some APPLESAUCE! I can ride my scooter with my handlebars, with my handlebars, with my handlebars I can ride my scooter with my handlebars, with my handlebars, with my handlebars Music by Flobots, Lyrics by mike Hadinger. Dylan Flickinger, Mike Hadinger, Kyle Shrivani.