Cookie Jar

Parody of "Handlebars" by Flobots Lyrics: Someone stole the cookies from the cookie jar The cookie jar The cookie jar Someone stole the cookies from the cookie jar The cookie jar The cookie jar. Wasnt me, wasnt me The lid is gone and the jars empty Theyre gone And those were peanut butter I think one of them even had frosting Someone took all of the Do-si-dos Someone took the Thin Mints and Samoas There used to be plenty of Oreos Now there are no cookies all together Which one of you guys just took all of them All of the crumbs of the chocolate chip Which one of you is the Cookie Monster Cause is down right un-American Why not go in there and take a look? Which one of you is the cookie crook? Look at the treats you took There is no way that I stole them cause, look: I was sitting there in the living room The living room The living room. And I was over there on the telephone On the telephone On the telephone. Wasnt me, wasnt me How can you think that it was me? A lie! Im just a small girl I was over there with a book to read Why not just go right back to the food store? Ill go right back and read my magazine. Im blaming you cause I saw you take four of the cookies that were filled with cream. Now, Ill go back into the kitchen And Ill make three dozen more because that is my mission Ill make them real sweet and rich and Ill make them real good with melted chocolate. Oatmeal, chocolate and vanilla These all will be saved for the future The fact that theyll be saved is very slim Savor them now cause theyll soon be missing. Someone stole the cookies from the cookie jar The cookie jar The cookie jar Who else stole cookies from the cookie jar? The cookie jar? The cookie jar? Wasnt me, wasnt me This stealing has to stop, I really wanted to eat The treats that were swapped. Ill wake up early And Ill be sure Ill eat my cookies Cause they arent yours After lots of hard work and dedication And I put on the frosting decoration I stared at them all in admiration And I just sat down for relaxation I just made myself a couple dozen And I just sat down in my chair Not even the finest of all magicians Can take these cookies out of thin air I got up real fast for a glass of milk A glass of milk A glass of milk And when I left, I thought I was all alone I was all alone I was all alone And then when I got back- the cookies were gone! The cookies were gone The cookies were gone The cookies were gone The cookies were gone The cookies were gone Someone stole the cookies from the cookie jar The cookie jar The cookie jar Someone stole the cookies from the cookie jar The cookie jar The cookie jar