The Cooking Song HD

Well this is dark. Special thanks to the wonderful Courtney Mills and the Mad Maestro Blaine Selkirk. Courtney: https://linktr.ee/courtneys_cosplay Blaine: http://thewhozzit.com/ http://ancientsunstudios.com/ Lyrics (By me): We like to eat young children. We mean literally cook them for food. Yes the meat tastes like chicken Its finger licking good Then we eat the fingers. They’re crunchy, like a fried on-i-on. You may say this is disgusting Well That’s your o-pin-i-on Their brains taste like pudding Thier spleens tastes like a pear Some say that its murder But we don’t care. Some say its inhuman Some say its really high in fat Some ask why we don’t eat normal food. Well where’s the sport in that! Its not child abuse, its cooking Its presentation, not a crime scene I wouldn’t call it homicide… Its more like kid cuisine! Their brains taste like pudding Thier spleens tastes like a pear The best way to cook them Is medium Rare Parents, please don’t flip your lid We assure you that it wasn’t YOUR kid You can crack their eyeballs like eggs And BBQ their legs ..Now now Timmy, lets review! What tastes like chicken? A child. A Child? is cooked up for food! What’s rather crunchy? My fingers! Fingers? Finger licking good! Correct! …Now in you go! Their brains taste like pudding Thier spleens tastes like a pear Some say that its murder But WE… DON’T… CARE!