Urgent Care 25: The skeleton Apostle Suleman is hiding in his closet

Apostle Johnson Suleman has gone completely mad over his miracle money alert scandal. In his quest to avoid being held accountable for his actions, Apostle Suleman of Omega Fire Ministries arrested a YouTuber who challenged his fake miracle money alert. In his arrogance, he equated holding him accountable with insulting God. The man of God also asserted bogus rights over his name, image, and probably, former girlfriends. Dr. Damages reminds him that he has been listening to quack lawyers and should instead listen to what Thomas Jefferson said about characters like him. Dr. Damages also wonders when God became so weak that the Nigerian police had to come and rescue God from YouTube insults. Your good doctor pleads with the Great Apostle to stop insulting God by reducing Him to a helpless elder who needs the Nigerian police for protection.