Friendtopia - feat. Rachel Bloom, Vella Lovell, & Gabrielle Ruiz - "Crazy Ex-Girlfriend" HD

BUY ON ITUNES: smarturl.it/ceg_206 "Friendtopia" Starring Rachel Bloom, Vella Lovell, and Gabrielle Ruiz Written by Rachel Bloom, Adam Schlesinger, Jack Dolgen, and Dan Gregor Rebecca: WHEN MY FRIENDS AND I STICK TOGETHER THERE’S NOTHING WE CAN’T DO AND WHEN I SAY THAT I SPECIFICALLY MEAN WE’RE GONNA STAGE A COUP. Heather: WITH THE POWER OF OUR GOSSIP GIGGLES WE’LL STORM THE PENTAGON Valencia: THEN CELEBRATE WITH BOTTOMLESS MIMOSAS ON THE WHITE HOUSE LAWN. All Three Girls: WE’RE GONNA BRAID EACH OTHER’S HAIR THEN CUT EACH OTHER’S BRAIDS CONNECT THE BRAIDS TO BUILD A ROPE TO HANG ALL OF CONGRESS. SQUAD GOALS! Valencia: STAY TOGETHER FOREVER! All Three Girls: SQUAD GOALS! Heather: TAKE CONTROL OF THE BANKS! All Three Girls: SQUAD GOALS! Rebecca: DON’T LET A MAN COME BETWEEN US IF HE DOES, SHOOT HIM IN THE HEAD. All Three Girls: OHHHHHHH FRIENDTOPIA A DYSTOPIA AROUND OUR FRIENDSHIP FRIENDTOPIA OUR MANIFESTO IS FUN! ZIG-A-ZOW! Rebecca: NOW THAT WE HAVE TOTAL CONTROL GET READY FOR WHAT’S IN STORE. OUR REIGN WILL BE LIKE SWEET VALLEY HIGH MEETS 1984. Valencia: WHEN ONE OF US GETS DUMPED THAT BECOMES MEMORIAL DAY. ALL AGRICULTURE WILL BE DIVERTED INTO MAKING US ROSÉ. Heather: THERE’S A REALLY EXCLUSIVE SUSHI PLACE THAT NEVER LETS US IN. SO WHEN WE DON’T GET IN WE SAY All Three Girls: “LET’S JUST GO HOME AND DRINK ROSÉ.” ROLL CALL! REBECCA! Rebecca: THE BRAINY ONE! HEAD OF CENSORSHIP AND MIND CONTROL! All Three Girls: HEATHER! Heather: THE COOL ONE! I PUT DRUGS IN THE WATER SUPPLY! All Three Girls: VALENCIA! Valencia: THE SEXY ONE! CZAR OF TORTURE! All Three Girls: OHHHHHHH FRIENDTOPIA WE NOSTALGICALLY WATCH HOCUS POCUS FRIENDTOPIA Rebecca: AWWW, I LOVE HOCUS POCUS! All Three Girls: FRIENDTOPIA ALL CITIZENS MUST WATCH HOCUS POCUS FRIENDTOPIA OR THEY WILL BE KILLED ZIG-A-ZOW!