JAP Battle (Reprise) - feat. Rachel Bloom & Rachel Grate - "Crazy Ex-Girlfriend" HD

Buy the season 4 album here: https://lnk.to/ceg4 JAP Battle (Reprise) Starring Rachel Bloom & Rachel Grate Written by Adam Schlesinger, Zach Sherwin, Jack Dolgen & Rachel Bloom Audra: ALL OF OUR LIVES YOU WERE TOXIC OBNOXIOUS NOW THOUGH, YOU’VE BROUGHT ME FROM NAUSEOUS TO NACHES I’M PROUD OF YOU, BUNCH YOU’RE A GROWN-UP, YOU GOT THIS KOL HAKAVOD, YOU’RE A GODDESS Rebecca: ME?! BUT YOU’RE SO RESPONSIBLE CAREER’S ON SIZZLE HUSBAND, DITTO THREE GREAT KIDDOS YOU’VE GOT COMPETENCE, CLASS PLUS A SKINNY-ASS WAIST AND A TONED-ASS ASS Audra: WELL, YOU’VE GOT A FREE SPIRIT, WHICH I SEE AND COMMEND SO, LIKE 2 CHAINZ WITHOUT THE “NZ” AT THE END I WISH YOU DOUBLE CHAI FOR FOLLOWING THE TUG OF THE HEART BEHIND YOUR 36 TRIPLE-D JUGS Rebecca: WOW, WHAT A BOOST FOR MY CONFIDENCE! Audra: YEAH, I MEAN, I GOTTA GIVE IT UP I’M PRETTY GOOD AT GIVING COMPLIMENTS Rebecca: NICE BUBBLE, BUBBELEH, I REALLY HATE TO POP IT BUT NOBODY’S GOT A PLAUDIT ANY HOTTER THAN I DROP IT Audra & Rebecca: THIS IS… Audra: A JAP PRAISE FIGHT Audra & Rebecca: HALF AFFIRMATION Rebecca: HALF CAGE FIGHT Audra & Rebecca: KILLING YOU WITH KINDNESS Audra: YEAH, YOU’RE DANG RIGHT Audra & Rebecca: IT’S A HEAD-TO-HEAD YASHER KOACH MAZEL TOV OFF Rebecca: YOU KNOW WHAT? LET’S SQUASH IT, YOU’RE AWESOME Audra: SECONDED! SAME! REBECCA-WISE, MY GAME RECOGNIZE GAME Rebecca: THANKS, I APPRECIATE THAT Audra: YEAH, I MEAN, THERE’S A REASON I’M CALLED “ESTEEM QUEEN LEVINE” Rebecca: CAN IT WITH THE ACCOLADES-SLASH-SHADE-CATAPULTING YOU ARE THE ONE WHO IS GREAT AT ADULTING ALL YOUR HARD WORK, ULTIMATELY RESULTING IN TRIUMPH Audra: DAMN, THAT’S SOME SNEAKY INSULTING SKIP THE EMOTIONAL JUDO I AM THE B. KNOWLES-CARTER OF KUDOS Rebecca: I’M THE LEBRON JAMES OF ACCLAIM Audra: THEN YOU MIGHT AS WELL CALL ME THE MICHELLE OF THE KVELL Rebecca: GO TO HELL Audra & Rebecca: THIS IS… Audra: A JAP CHEER SCRIMMAGE Audra & Rebecca: LIKE A RAP BATTLE Rebecca: BUT THE MIRROR IMAGE Audra & Rebecca: BOTH OF US’LL FEEL GREAT Audra: WHEN WE’RE FINISHED Rebecca: GIVING A DOPE-SLAP OF DAP TO THIS JAP… Rebecca: Which does stand for Jewish-American Princess, a term that, on one hand, does reinforce negative, negative stereotypes about both Jews and women but, on the other hand, is a term that we want to reclaim and own. Also, should acknowledge that me saying “dap to this jap” is appropriative and a little problematic, if we’re being honest. THIS IS TOUCHY STUFF AND IT’S PRETTY COMPLICATED BUT I NOTICED THE DYNAMIC AND I THOUGHT THAT I SHOULD NAME IT JUST LIKE I HATED YOU, BUT NOW I KINDA LIKE YOU THIS SONG’S ANOTHER THING I CAN SEE TWO SIDES TO Audra: TERRIFIC SELF-AWARENESS Rebecca: KNOCK IT OFF, AUDRA! YOU NEVER STOP, DO YOU? Audra: CAN’T AND DON’T WANNA Rebecca: YOU’RE A WONDERFUL LADY, BUT AN INSUFFERABLE BABY Audra: SHOULD WE MAKE OUT? Rebecca: WHAT?! NO! ...MAYBE