The Cooties: My Calling (Live In Studio) HD

When you realize that your calling in life is to become a pirate, you have to write a song about it, and that’s exactly what The Cooties did. Watch all "The Cooties" videos here: http://funnyordie.com/the-cooties The Cooties: Plaza (Live In Studio): https://youtu.be/wavymxIOx7c The Cooties: Raisins (Live In Studio) https://youtu.be/xdGf7RXRj7w Follow The Cooties! Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/thecootiesla/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/thecooties Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thecooties/ LYRICS: 2:00 a.m. and I can’t sleep once again I keep having that recurring dream That I’m sitting on a boat with a bunch of men men men men I finally know what it means But I’m scared that you won’t understand That you won’t understand Something’s not right Something’s not right No something’s not right with your boy Something’s not right Something’s not right I know my calling I’m a pirate and I’m sailing away from the haters The ocean is calling out to me and my parrot And we’re gonna burn this whole city down Yo ho mutha’ fucker I’m a pirate now Yo ho mutha’ fucker I belong at sea roaming port to port Stealing treasure chests from an enemy’s fort Drinking tons of rum with my pirate buds They will show me the ropes Sing with me yo ho Show me the ropes Sing with me yo ho But first I need a hook hand, hook hand Gonna need a peg leg, peg leg Someone poke my eye out for my eye patch I finally did it I moved to the Caribbean Famously that’s where they’re from But no pirates there, Just a bunch of rum rum rum rum But that’s where I met Marc He’s my new friend My island till I die friend He’s a big strong beautiful man Marc flies planes and planes are cool And a plane’s much faster than a boat, a boat The sky is the limit when you’re in a plane I know my calling I’m a pilot And I’m flying away from you posers Marc said he’ll teach me It looks pretty easy And I’m gonna shake my ass in the clouds Wheels up mutha’ fucker I’m a pilot now Wheels up mutha’ fucker Wait a second, hold on The truth is I’m not a pirate or a pilot I’ll never be a fireman or a cop ‘cause I am a frog, a frog with a dream A dream to be human and have a job Ribbit ribbit mutha’ fucker I’m a god damn frog Ribbit ribbit mutha’ fucker Subscribe now: https://www.youtube.com/c/funnyordie?sub_confirmation=1 # # # Get more Funny Or Die ------------------------------- Like FOD on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/funnyordie Follow FOD on Twitter: https://twitter.com/funnyordie Follow FOD on Tumblr: http://funnyordie.tumblr.com/ Follow FOD on Instagram: http://instagram.com/funnyordie Follow FOD on Pinterest: http://www.pinterest.com/funnyordie Follow FOD on Google+: https://plus.google.com/+funnyordie See the original at: http://www.funnyordie.com/