Cooking FAIL

What realy goes on in a restaurant kitchen? Never complain about the food, cus it makes the cook mad. Never return your food. CRUDE TRANSLATION: "calm down dammit, *something* its hot food, your damn beef dammit, take some salt in the shit first get a little pull, damn, beef damn gotta have butter in, damn, and fry *spit* just swing the bits yeah, seems good. egg! yeah damnit, put some in the hair *something* heheh, damnit. Yeah it looks good then! damnit! nah damnit. real damn marinating gotta be on the bits. like that! oh right." FACEBOOK: http://www.facebook.com/pages/Deswaldos/111546178926018 TWITTER: http://www.twitter.com/deswaldos TUMBLR: http://www.deswaldos.tumblr.com