White Guys Can Rap Too

Credit to skull and patfan LYRICS: 1 line, 2 line, 3 line, FOUR And if you think its all I got Then youll be hearin much more Cuz Im known to roll lyrics Off the tip of my tongue And do you see, thats me On your ringtone son! Yea, Im the song That you always hear sung Im the beat on the radio That made your hips swung I can take a simple noise And turn it into a JAM Cuz Im the reason Flo Ridas singin oh hot damn Chorus: They tell me rapping Is not a good idea They say Im whiter Than a soft quesadilla But that dont mean I cant go On with my song And Ill keep pullin through Makin music for you So you see that its true White guys can rap too. I get in my Honda civic Shift the gear into first Its quite efficient on gas So it dont drain the purse. My pimped-out ride makes yours Look the worst You see I got 5 gears Including reverse. So I dont have rims But Im loaded with rhymes. And dont bet that youre better Cuz youll lose all your dimes Its a waste of time Ill put you on the shelf And make you snap crackle pop Like the Keebler Elf My skin is white Its a fact that I know Cuz I been told I look Invisible when Im in the snow Im Caucasian but that Dont mean Im in a boy band If you get to know me better Then youll see that Im a straight G man With a plan And a mic in my hand But if you swim in my waters Then youll swim in quick sand. And all the other MCs are a joke To me Fitty Cent is half a dollar And Eminem is a candy! Chorus As white As I may seem Im like Will Smith Cuz my rhymes are clean Like Kanye West Ill be making a scene With my love lockdown Gonna make you scream Like Vinny Paz Ill be leadin revolutions Pickin up guns And droppin solutions I get busted As much as T.I. And like Three 6 Mafia I gotta stay fly T-Pain Thinks hes got game But if he steps up to me Then Ill bring the pain Its insane How much Im like Little Wayne Cuz you think Im dead And then Ill walk out without a stain My name is known Like NWA And I can go droppin bombs All night and all day Like Mohammad Ali Im gonna win the fight Cuz I can rap too Even though my skin is white Chorus