Pokemon Vega - Final Battle

Winning this fight took me three pages of notes, which I’ve included below. I have the team’s base stats, held items, move sets, abilities, everything! I also tried to include the page where I scribbled my horrible strategy. Oh, and, NO HEALING ITEMS muahahaha. Recorded April 18th. Anyway, my notes--- Turner’s Team (Base Stats): Asphere (Ice/Dragon) HP: 100 ATK: 155 DEF: 111 SP.ATK: 201 SP.DEF: 111 SPE: 179 Total: 857 ((137 above Arceus’ total)) Nemea (Grass/Poison) HP: 111 ATK: 184 DEF: 106 SP.ATK: 95 SP.DEF: 123 SPE: 84 Total: 703 Asphere (Electric/Dragon) HP: 100 ATK: 111 DEF: 133 SP.ATK: 201 SP.DEF: 133 SPE: 179 Total: 857 Doodloo (Fuck this thing) HP: 85 ATK: 184 DEF: 73 SP.ATK: 57 SP.DEF: 96 SPE: 157 Total: 646 “Shadow” Lugia (Water/Steel) HP: 106 ATK: 135 DEF: 144 SP.ATK: 100 SP.DEF: 172 SPE: 157 Total: 814 “Primal” Dialga (Ghost/Steel) HP: 100 ATK: 133 DEF: 134 SP.ATK: 201 SP.DEF: 111 SPE: 135 Total: 814 Turner’s Team (Items, moves, abilities): Asphere (Ice/Dragon) Item: King’s Rock Ability: Compound Eyes (but can he see why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch?) - Icebolt Wave (Tri Attack but OP, and 30% to BRN, FRZ, or PRZ) - Blizzard - Focus Blast - Psyburn Nemea (Grass/Poison) Item: Salac Berry Ability: Flash Fire (WTF) - Stone Edge - Power Whip - Grand Boulder - Dragon Dance Asphere (Electric/Dragon) Item: White Herb Ability: Levitate - Draco Meteor - Overheat - Thunder - Haze (SEE? Haze IS useful, jerk-who-sat-behind-me-in-calculus!) Doodloo (Dark/Ghost) Item: Focus Band Ability: Huge Power (As if base 184 atk wasn’t enough) - High Jump Kick - Rampage - Extreme Speed - Will O’ Wisp “Shadow” Lugia (Water/Steel) Item: Choice Band Ability: Huge Power (because that’s totally necessary) - Wave Splash - Rampage - Earthquake - Psycho Cut “Primal” Dialga (Ghost/Steel) cool type btw Item: Metal Coat Ability: Speed Boost (have mercy) - Geo Impact - Shadow Ball - Hydro Pump (WTF) - Dark Resolve Slime’s Battle Plan (Poorly Translated): “Team: Serplant, Metagross, Nostratos, Correncid, Grissly, Glamarde" Latias is useless here. Switch back to Correncid (Jelly). Serplant’s Shall smash activates white herb --- baton pass to metagross Punch the Icy asshole like youre tenderizing chicken cutlets Punch the derpy grASS lion Explode like a motherfucker on Electric levitating asshole (insert drawing of skull and crossbones) Metagross goes down = 5 vs 3 scenario (ideal) Doodloo (Satan) likely next choice (Danger Levels = Yes) - PARALYZE IT ASAP OR intimidate with Nostratos, correncid can burn it too Take advantage of choice band from lugia- set up with trusedale after intimidating with grissly (lure in psycho cut) Dialga can go fuck itself. Paralyze, OR hope for a burn with correncid. Call gramps about lawnmower by 8pm on saturday”