Missed the Quick Scope

Parody of the song "Jizz in my Pants" by The Lonely Island Missed the Quick Scope by BoredomKillerz Subscribe! Subscribe! Subscribe for more! Lyrics: Last night I was all alone in my basement talking on the phone I wanted BK but i needed a loan so i called up every friend to man known then a thought ran through my head the thought of sore thumbs and burning lead butI knew it was almost time for bed but I wasnt with my mom so i decided to play bad company 2 vietnam i put the game in and it started to load the thought of killing noobs got me jumpy like a toad so I went to the screen and pushed hard core mode cause im a sniper and if you dont like it you can suck my chode but really seriously i really like to win if you miss your target i consider it a sin if you miss that revive ill rape you with a pin clothespin not that hair bullshit if my game lags out Ill fucking through a fit because im like your little brother just give me one reason and Ill bother you the whole goddamn season just left to me and my little kia im about as entertaining as Carlos Mencia but thats besides the point its how i get by making twelve year olds cry is for what Ill die murdering the soft is how I get off and I dont need to be morbidly fat to be anti social and creepy like that so i was beginning my gaming along with it some long range maiming i saw my prey like tiger walk by i pulled the right trigger and cried time to die and i MISSED THE QUICK SCOPE, i couldnt believe my eyes if you told me first id tell you it was lies, I MISSED THE QUICK SCOPE i cant believe it I might like lose my clan or something because I MISSED THE QUICKSCOPE seriosly it was just one time chill out i still kick ass I MISSED THE QUICKSCOPE Chill out i dont need your jurisdiction my no scope skills are flawless like the movie pulp fiction except that dickhead Tim Roth as far as im concerned he can die from whooping cough and wtf happened to John Travolta now I wouldnt trust that loon with my lawn mowa but lets get off movies my sniping skills still drop noobs like roofies not like i would know or ive ever used them on a girl hey for good measure her toes didnt curl it was my first time what can I say i didnt have any money so you know I couldnt pay i used to have like 50 in the bank but i bet it all on one shot jank i used to make minimum wage at miccydees until that incident brought me to my knees when I MISSED THE QUICKSCOPE MISSED The Quickscope Missed the Quickscope Missed the quickscope noob tube faggots cant fathom the skill it takes to induce a wargasm not like i jerk off when I play well at least not everyday the game is my bride and how does she glisten but sometimes I wanna killer her like OJ Simpson when a ten year old teabags you into pity I tell him id find him and make him my kitty its not illegal and its not wierd at all as far as im concerned he could be 8ft tall live in the river and have a penis shaped liver but to me it doesnt matter if he crosses my scope his lit