14 My Virtual Life - Anonymous Idort - /v/ the Musical IV

Mambo No 5 Ladies and gentlemen This is my virtual life Bitch, cheat, moan and spite When you’re dating real life girls everyday’s a fight That’s why vidya girls are so much better The folks say I need to find a girl But I really don’t wanna VR, that is all I need It is not cheap, but I go in deep I see Joanna, Liara, Aqua and Tifa They’re getting me so hot it’s like I have a fever So much I can do. Thanks for VR, my Lord All these vidya girls won’t get me bored Excellent wifes, they’re perfect so dump it And leave that real strumpet I get to see Sylvana turn to life And help to solve Cortana’s inner strife Ask for a date with Aya and succeed Hunt bounties with tough Samus sate our greed Play volleybal with Mila in the sun Build robot dogs with Alyx just for fun Have zombies killed by Juliet I’m a fan Have some fun with Poison though it’s a man My virtual life! Let’s go to town with all these girls around Their beauty is profound And no complaining sound Need no real girls they are a blight With tech like this everything is right While you can’t touch just grab your fleshlight And also thanks to this, some naughty dreams at night For just a day have Yennefer as my bride ?Have journalist Elena all defiled Enjoy the training Cassie while she’s nude A naughty talk while Heather’s being lewd Rub acrobatic Taki full of oil Massage a moaning Mercy just to spoil And when it comes to Cynthia cup a feel Then suck on her nipples, a deal’s a deal Waifus! Hot waifus! My virtual life! I’ll have the calm Mitsuri turn wide-eyed While making out with Morrigan on the side And watch the whip strike Lara everywhere While she just worships Junko in despair Some rough SM till Zoey has enough Of eating out of Quiet’s hairy muff And finally there’s Tharja that cute thing Ifyou can pull me out there you’ll be crowned king I don’t need to Find a girl that is real to screw I’ve got VR, and a fleshlight The future’s here and it looks bright My virtual life!