Scream Like A Girl (J**z in my Pants parody)

ok, so this is my third time doing this so heres some freakin lyrics and links. this is a parody of this song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pXfHLUlZf4 and thanks to LonelyIslandRemix for their lonely island remix instrumental!! their link is below!!! ;) hehe gracias Scream (Like A Girl) Cant sleep I just heard a roar Theres something inside my closet door Jump out of bed and grab a shoe Whatever it is, I hope its scared of blue Begin to sweat, face turns pale I call my mom and I check my mail The roar increases as do my fears OMG, here come the tears The door slips open, I begin to pray The monster smiles, hes about to slay I close my eyes this is gonna hurt I come to realize that its just a shirt but I SCREAMED.like a girl The light flicks on and my friend comes in I babble. Im trying to explain to him He starts comin at me like a gob-a-lin and I SCREAMEDlike a girl Get out of my room or Ill break your eye He goes oh whatever dont you give me a lie He grins at me like a funny guy And now he cannot see Laying on the couch trying to get some sleep Theres no one in the house that would bother me I heard a voice there calling my name I tried to block it out but I heard it again Called my friend saying RED ALERT I think Im being stalked by a murderer Hid in the bathroom, nowhere to flee Why does this always happen to me? Came out the John, just dropped a log Turned the corner and I saw my dog and I SCREAMED.like a girl Jumped back quick and I started to cry Yes, this is why Im a single guy The dog stared me down and he winked his eye and I SCREAMEDlike a girl That scream was so darn freakin loud Dont have a clue what Im talking about Took the dog and I slapped his face For making me seem like an utter disgrace In the kitchen, lies a creepy fluid A hobo came along and he told me DO IT I told him that I didnt want to drink the dung I put it to my lips and I swallowed some and I.. SCREAMEDlike a girl Barfing up a storm as the telephone rings The voice says who is this, you sound like a freak!? By the way you have to go to school next week and I.. SCREAMEDlike a girl I fall down, and I lick my hand and I SCREAMlike a girl Look in the fridge, I see some day old meat and I SCREAMlike a girl On you tube, miley cyrus insulted me and I SCREAMEDlike a girl Hey, look heres a dime and I SCREAMEDlike a girl I thought of SCREAMEDlike a girl Ahh. My throat hurts. I scream just like a girl when I watch scary movies And when I see you there, my vocal cords start to bleed You say that I am weird, I say I have OCD Ill make you deaf right now, so dont stand right next to me SCREAMlike a girl (scream like a girl and I scream like a girl and I) SCREAMlike a girl (scream like a girl yes I scream like a girl and I) http://www.youtube.com/fyiinsider http://www.youtube.com/kanaeslapurface http://www.youtube.com/LonelyIslandRemix