Queenstown Adventures

This is song number 121 - its about an incident that happened while my sisters and I were in Queenstown for the wedding of my nephew. We had a great time and I love my sisters to bits. The words and tune are my own. Enjoy. ADVENTURES IN QUEENSTOWN – BY SHIRLEY C NOW QUEENSTOWN IS A LOVELY PLACE, NEW ZEALANDS TOP RESORT BUT TO BE SPECIFIC, THE TRAFFICS HORRIFIC FROM THE INTERNATIONAL AIR PORT IT TAKES NEARLY AN HOUR TO DRIVE HALF A MILE – LOADS OF TIME TO ADMIRE THE SCENERY WHAT THEY NEED TO DO IS PUT A PORTALOO IN THE CENTRE PLOT SURROUNDED BY GREENERY AND SPEAKING OF MATTERS LAVATORIAL –HERE’S A STORY THAT’S TRUE AND SATORIALLLLL THERE’S NO MUZAC IN THE PUBLIC LOOS – WHAT THE WORLD NEEDS NOW IS TO BE SILENT BUT SOME PEOPLES LOO HABITS ARE VIOLENT – AND THAT AUTO FLUSH ISN’T RELIANT SO WHEN NATURE CALLED ON MY SISTER JOSY – WHO LIKES TO USE A MUSICAL FACILITY MY SISTERS AND I THOUGHT WE’D GIVE IT A TRY AND SERENADE HER WITH OUR MUSICAL ABILITY. SO WE SERENADED IN HARMONY – DOING BURT BACHARACH RENDITIONS OUTSIDE THE LOO WE THOUGHT JOSY WAS IN – WE WERE LEFT IN AN EMBARRASSING POSITION AS EACH TOILET DOOR OPENED – OUR SIS WASN’T THERE BUT THE TOURISTS WHO WERE SEEMED CONFUSED - AS WITH ACTIONS COMPLETE WE SANG LOUD AND SWEET AND THOSE EXITING SEEMED QUITE AMUSED. BUT WHERE WAS JOSY? AT LAST THE LOST SISTER WAS SPIED WITH A SMILE- SHE EMERGED FROM A RESTAURANT TOILET – THOUGH THE MOMENT WAS FUN – AN EMBARRASING ONE AND A MEMORY TO SHARE NOT TO SPOIL IT. SO WE WENT TO THE PUB WITH THE IRISH NAME, DON’T EMBARRASS ME HERE JOSY STATED WITH AN INVITE LIKE THAT – HOW COULD I RESIST – BESIDES SISTERLY LOVES OVER RATED SO I SANG DANNY BOY AS SHE SAT ON THE LOO – THE ACCOUSTICS WERE LOVELY AND LOUD AND MY VOICE COULD BE HEARD THROUGHOUT THE WHOLE PUB – I EMERGED TO A GREAT CHEERING CROWD.