11 Barcade Date - YTCracker - Introducing Neals

http://ytcracker.bandcamp.com/album/introducing-neals show up at her house around six her driveway paved in them offset bricks always been a little nervous around them hot chicks cause of all those years i spent on computer chips hesitate as i approach her door i dont even have a place to take her on this date so what am i here for? i gotta think quickly or else shes gonna know im just an oaf and im just kidding myself wheres a place that we can just chill? that i can impress her with one of my little skills? karaokes not an option man you all heard me singing about deleting all my files and doing computer cleaning only sport im even good at is surfing up on the web and the only place i do thats at the foot of my bed hold up - i think i got a solution a staple of the past a classic game institution take her on a barcade date make her feel special and make me look great show her im a bit of a player so i can do the joust in her dragons lair get that elevator action im doing the up and down like im going on a rampage destroying the whole town show her my command of the missile on a grid of multicolored pixel take her on a barcade date make her feel special and make me look great show her im a bit of a player so i can do the joust in her dragons lair get that elevator action im doing the up and down like im going on a rampage destroying the whole town show her my command of the missile on a grid of multicolored pixel soon as we enter im feeling myself at home to the left i got ms pac man to the right battlezone listen to the bleeps and the boops im putting money in the changer im gon rally the troops i got a pocket full of quarters and my homeboys do too sipping on the gin and the juice watch her eyes light up as im working the crane trying to win her a stuffed animal with all of my change "let me give a shot," she states so i give her the controls and wait first try and shes pulling out a dinosaur looks like i bring in a ringer and shes defeating my score who wouldve known this girl would slaughter every record i made and i watched her get a kill screen on each game that she played i was a bit afraid - but was surely turned on and i knew she was a keeper when she defeated tron took her on a barcade date im not that special but i sure feel great showed her im not much of a player so she might run defender on her dragons lair she got that elevator action she doing the up and down and she going on a rampage destroying the whole town showed me her command of the missile on a grid of multicolored pixel took her on a barcade date im not that special but i sure feel great showed her im not much of a player so she might run defender on her dragons lair she got that elevator action she doing the up and down and she going on a rampage destroying the whole town showed me her command of the missile on a grid of multicolored pixel (whew) man im in like flynn not erol you stupid dummy im tal