The Funyun Song

The world famous funyun song. This is a curious description of how i feel about funyuns. -copyright Martin Mlachak the funyun song. early in the morning risin to the honey could you get me funyuns now that would be sweet got to find a reason, a reason things went wrong i got to find a reason why my funyuns are all gone when youre at the party and feelin deep fries open a bag of funyuns and now the fun has arrived funyuns will leave your breath rank and sour you might even turn asian like jackie chan from rush hour guess who goes to walmart and buys them on sale the man who played batman the ever sexy christian bale theres so many people who like these chips president bush is one of them with the bloods and the crips. fu uh uh uhnions is what i got (2x) maggie duffy does not love funyuns, but guess who does, paul freekin bunyun. guess who buys funyuns and eats them all the time erin d yates better known as tech nine osama bin laden is not that cool when trying to get funyuns he will act a fool. oprah winfrey has her own show she likes funyuns not that is fo sho. funyuns(2x) what i got2x i heard that some people like to smoke them in pipes. condelisa rice didnt but hilary clinton might. nancy pelosi is not that smart after eating funyuns she will probably fart, janet napletano is a funyun whore. i see her on the weekends and shes always wanting more. so when youre really hungry just ask yo momma but please dont try to snort them like barrack Hussein obama. funyuns what i got 2x jesus christ the messiah, he likes funyuns i aint no liar new moon our security guard is an indian she cant eat funyuns because that would be a sin. sister yo is our religious coordinator, if she does not like funyuns i will probably hate her. the movie half baked is not about drinking tonic, its about eating funyuns and smoking that chronic. funyuns what i got 3x funyuns is what i got ellen degenerate is a big husky dike but i saw her eating funyuns now i think shes alright so tell your friend john bunyun its time he eat some funyun, but dont forget to tell him theyre made from fried onions. these are not lies that i tell if you dont believe me you can go to hell early in the morning risin to the honey could you get me funyuns now that would be sweet got to find a reason, a reason things went wrong i got to find a reason why my funyuns are all gone