Eminem - Taking my Ball (Full Version)

Released by http://aftermathmusic.com/ [Song Information] Artist: Eminem Song: Taking my Ball Genre: Hip-Hop [Release Information] Year: 2009 Month: October [Lyrics - Credits: http://www.dashadyspot.com/news/2009/10/20/eminem-taking-my-ball-lyrics/] [ Intro ] Make my vocals sound sexy, Come on man, come on man, okaaaay, [ Chorus ] It feels so wrong cos it feels so right, but its all right, its ok with me, ill do my steps all by myself, I dont need nobody to play with me, but if you just give me a chance, i can put you in a trance the way I dance, but dont nobody wanna play with me so Im taking my ball and going home, hooome, [ Verse 1 ] Im that guy man, shove a diamond up my hind end, and crush it with my butt muscles while I cut bubbles, slut poke holes in ya shirt, jump in mud puddles, while I stomp mudholes in ya ass girl, now lets cuddle, blood curdling your gurgling on your blood, what I do for my next trick, Im feeling won-derful, I think I might just do something a little less subtle, shove a f-cking tonka truck up a little kids butthole, feel the wrath of a psychopath slash ambassador of the valentines day massacre slash assassin i slash her in the ass with a icicle and leave her laying a blood bath while I put a catheter in and jump in the bath with her, in my spiderman mask man just imagine the fun I can have with a strap on, stick it up Kim Kardashians ass and make the b-tch run a triathlon, are those pistachios damn, Id like to have some, laying on the patio man, rolling a fat one, shady drop the magic marker, put the cap on, God damn man are you that much of an asshole, [ Chorus ] [ Verse 2 ] Im like houdini, tuck my teenyeenyweeny between each one of my thighs and make it disappear like a genie, make sh-t disappear like tara reid in a bikini, believe me homie, you dont know the meaning of a meanie, they call me the fruit loop from jupiter, Im trying to maneuver the hoover up in your poop shoot, dont move or ya might get it stuck so f-cking far in your uvula you aint gonna know what he was tryna do to ya gluteus, totally tubular sniffing glue through a tube in the studia now who do ya think is more fruitier, weener smoothered in peanut butter putting on a tube of ya eye shadow and man it look nice, you should have seen it mother, i think ill put a piece of art on my visa card, then Ill go meet mischa barton with a Cuisinart then mosy on over to Rosie oDonnells with McDonalds jump on her lap and watch the Sopranos.. [ Chorus ] [ Verse 3 ] Shady what are you doing chewing on a human, grab an aluminum bat hit Heidi Klum in the back room assuming the fact that dudes in the back room using the bathroom vacuum and a racoon, skewing a rat or cat screwing a baboon, you shouldnt ask what is he doing with that broom, you should be glad he didnt leave you full of stab wounds, you in a trance, im back doing my dance ooh, but there afraid I might get Sarah Palin by the hair and make her wear a bathing suit and take her para sailing Shad