The Edinburgh Song (original song)

A comical song about Edinburgh ,which is withoot a doot a bonnie toon and that will be that..... this wee song is fur smilin at, the festival d`Embra is so...so...so..guid ? in the words o` Kenny Dalglish ..." maybe`s aye, an maybe`s naw " but if its roond it is a baw :) mair doggeral frae bamsdram ! Lyrics for Edingburra ----------------------- Edingburra ...fu o` aging swingers Edingburra... hoors an comic singers Edingburra... £20 pub lunches Edingburra...the toorists tak the punches Edingburra ... its Morningside fur muffins Edingburra... an the Pilton fur a duffin Edingburra... hoppin like a budgie Edingburra...when ye cannae find a cludgie she`s an auld dame that wanders the streets in her ragged baffies her falsers they well stuck up ...wi bars o` treacle taffie Edingburra.. men wi beards bang drums Edinburra.. wi its festival o` bums Edinburra... tinkie pipers full the mile Edinburra... ten thoosand kettles bile Edinburra... the fringe is such a gas man Edinburra... its a tappsell tearrie farce man Edinburra... Alex salmond s in his housie Edinburra... sellin belly button oosie Midlothians heart it lies doon , crushed bent and broken, Midlothians erse bare tae aw, it ayways needs a doaken Edingburra ...fu o` aging swingers Edingburra... hoors an comic singers Edingburra... £20 pub lunches Edingburra...the toorists tak the punches Edingburra ... its Morningside fur muffins Edingburra... an the Pilton fur a duffin Edingburra... hoppin like a budgie Edingburra...when ye cannae find a cludgie ----------------------------------------------- a sweet song sang on every pend fae a boozin beggars thrapple silence bar the sparra`s chirp in every church an chapel.....