Bohemian Gaypsody HD

Parody song of Bohemian Rhapsody by Queen video by KoalaKat: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC6MP6j1IbNYfTYglLqItIpA sound editing by Lilolilyrae: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCNBg4jkS0uAnZey-lgew1Yw Lyrics by queermatter: https://queermatter.tumblr.com: Is this the real life? Or are they baiting me? Is this a new gay ship, That I can see on my TV? Already too late. I’ve chosen the fate for me….. I’m just a queer girl, spends [to] long on AO3 Although the stray bullets, [my] OTPS, Despite all [of], The history I’m hooked oon a ship that may not ever be… ever be… Canon. It seems to me. That two women on the screen, Can really only be seen [as].. Gal pals. Why is this the case? Why can’t they just go kiss each other’s faccceeee. Shipping, ooohhhhhh You see all it really takes, Is a prolonged hug, stare [or] romantic gesture For them to be, my OTP and all-time new obsession. Althooooouuugh, we should mention. That we actually have our share, canon couples who now share… Screen time on our TVs, But let’s be truuueee [The] White Guy has more screen time than they ever dooooooo. [[[*cough* sanvers *cough*]]] Writers. Oo Here’s a few tips, you wan[na] please [the] queers, Here’s things you really shouldn’t do… (Gay Instrumental #1) First here is the thing all queer characters should be: BULLETPROOF, BULLETPROOF, (just take a look at jroth). All stray bullets are [a] no, For a gay girls [way] to go, seee: Hint hint Lexa. (Hint hint Lexa.) Hint hint Lexa. (Hint hint Lexa.) We won’t ever let that go…. won‘t let that go-o-o-o-o. It’s really tiring, seein[g] the same stor[y]line. Surely you should try, saving a queer [from] time to time. At least until the end of the season three. Lesbians, and bullets, [aren’t] one of the same. NICOLE HAUGHT. Oh, you see that on her chest. (Can you seeeee) NICOLE HAUGHT. It’s a bulletproof vest. (How trippyyyyy) NICOLE HAUGHT. It‘s A bulletproof vest. (I’m impressed) A bulletproof vest (I’m impressed) [Oh] yes, they are the best. Stops every gay mess, oh Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh Oh, learn-from-Andras, learn-from-Andras, (she really likes the gay-ys) Or make the queer females all immortal like Delphine, Delphine… DELPHHHHIIIINNNNEEEEE. (Gay instrumental #2) Also remember that happy endings exisssttt. And that queer couples can also live in blissss. Root, Shaw; that wounds are kinda still raw. Arizona and Callie, Greys Anatomy what the bloody hell? So if you’re still struggling, To write successfully, Maybe you can just watch, A show called Carmilla (season three). Won’t ever let that go….. lyrics slightly edited by lil to fit the syllable count of the bohemian rhapsody, mostly taken from this post: http://queermatter.tumblr.com/post/159841219668/queermatter-bohemian-rhapsody-a-wlw-version