INSANE JOKE TAKEN TOO FAR!!! BRAND NEW CAR CRUSHED HD

I took 1000mg of dianabol a day for 12 years and this is the transformation. Obviously I was lazy as fuck so never went to the gym and I only ate cucumbers. My dick shrunk from 7 inches to just under 5 milimetres and my balls are now similar to skittles. During my 12 year cycle I had my ups and downs mentally but fortunately noone was ever hurt (If you disregard the night I ate my family). When I went to the doctor he compared my liver to a dead hedgehog that had been eaten then shat out and then repeatedly stomped on. I looked at him calmly and said, "Die young, die big, dianabol".