♫ WWDC Keynote 2015: Went On Too Long HD

Craig Federighi asked Trent Reznor To help him find his pain and rage But Craig Federighi didn’t have any He had a totally dope presentation on stage A cursor that jumps out at you Spotlight panel resize How about that innovation SplitView, Yurts and pinned sites Not one but count them two Women up on the stage It’s a start and it’s about damn time Cuz these white dad jokes are starting to fade Lots of apps got sherlocked I feel bad for them Federighi meditates When he wakes up at 5am Swift 2 is open source And I hope they don’t waste time Cuz long ago didn’t they say The same thing about FaceTime? I’m not really psyched About anything Apple Music does If Drake had a point that he was making I’m not sure I really know what it was Eddie Cue was dancing Jimmy Iovine was yelling But I don’t think the audience Was buying what they were selling Susan Prescott reads ESPN For the articles More of her, please And less One More Things You can just be willy nilly with those iPad multitasking Low power mode and games Transit looks cool El Capitan is a werid name Wallet and news and siri knows When you get in your car Apple cares about your privacy So Bust a move and get bizarre El Capitan, El Capitan Metal and Poutine Cool stuff on watchOS And I don’t wanna be mean But it went on a little too long We all got burned out If Steve were here He never ever ever would have allowed Just kidding there were keynotes he did that weren’t perfect either