Shalom - Milken Teacher Shpiel 2016 HD

"Shalom" an Adele "Hello" Parody (OFFICIAL MUSIC VIDEO). Created at Milken Community School for the 2016 Teacher Purim Shpiel. MUSIC: ProSound Karaoke Band - Hello (Originally performed by Adele) LYRICS: Shalom, it’s me I know we just had President’s day But I’m ready for some more time To myself, to pray… Could you add a Holiday or two Or maybe 23 Mordechai, Can you hear me Just like the slaves of Egypt I’ve been dreaming of a day Outside my classroom. where I’m free I’ve forgotten how the manischewitz tastes between my teeth We need a Jewish holiday, I need a break from these damn kids Chorus: Esther, Haman, Mordechai Purim makes us want to cry Why don’t we get days off for this holiday? We’re not teaching kids things in class anyway. Days off for Pesach, Shavuot Shmini Atzerat, what a joke But not Purim, That’s not an observed holiday We just drink and dress up But go to school anyway What the hell… Shalom. It’s me. Now I’m teachin’ ‘bout achashverosh and poor old queen Vashti. These kids Don’t care I’m sick of the fakakta seniors and they’re all so sick of me. It’s no secret That the both of us Could use a holiday Chorus: Sukkot, Pesach, where are you? Rosh Hashana? Yom Kippur? I need an Erev so I can get out of school Because these seniors think that they all just so cool Simchat Torah, Shavuot Shmini Atzeret…what is that?! But not Chan-u-kah, That’s not an observed holiday We just light the menorah And go to school anyway What the hell… So take it from the teacher’s side You won’t hear me apologize But I’m waiting for Another Day like Sukkot Because Purim is fine, but I’m just wearing weird clothes There is no sound that’s so sweet As hearing no more school this week No need to grade all these papers I’ve got We need Jewish Holidays So I don’t have to shlep… from West Lot...